New & Improved!

I have perhaps found the greatest diet plan of all time. It includes being pregnant and eating everything in sight.

Example:
Wide-eyed-Waitress, to me: "so bruschetta to start, and then tortellini with alfredo sauce and with melted cheese on top? Ooookay ..."

In the last month I have only gained a pound. And this month I wore my shoes when my doctor weighed me, and last month I didn't!

I love food! ... Now, what's for dinner?