Is 2010 Even a Real Number?

For most of 2006 we were still a little family of two ...
For 2007 we were a family of three ...
We became a family of four in 2008 ...
And a family of five in 2009 ...
What will 2010 bring?

May 10, 1991 Journal Entry (Grade Six)

Matthew is weird, really. He is also funny. He's pretty nice. When he's funny, everybody laughs, sometimes even Mrs. Smith. Most of the time, he gets really carried away. One time (it was during a spelling test) the substitute said "funeral" and then Matt said "bogus" in one of his many weird voices. Everybody laughed, not the substitute. The sub never laughs. I don't like her very much. She looked like a man dressed up as a woman. I thought that we were one 'Totally Hidden Video' or something. Her name was Mrs. Williams (or it could have been Mr. Williams). You never know.

Compliment?

At first I was flattered when Joel pointed at a picture of Megan Fox and said "mama."

But I think perhaps it's time for his first optometry appointment.