Nope, He Didn't.

I Need A Genie Or A Lamp ...

I WISH I HAD MORE TIME TO WRITE!

Because then I would write about how I was fish sitting and I accidentally killed it ... Or about how terrible my kids are at going to bed sometimes (and yet every morning when they get up I am excited to see them) ... Or about the other night when the creepiest thing EVER happened and it practically made me afraid of the dark ... Or about how I made a turkey for the first time in my life and now I'm excited to make Christmas dinner ... Or, for that matter, how excited I am about Christmas altogether.