Dear Emotions:

Please stop all this nonsense. I would prefer to revert to elementary school emotions: mad, sad or glad. I've had enough of the excess -- anxious, sad, happy, funny, nervous, excited, guilty, angry, motivated, exhausted and overwhelmed to name a few I've experienced over the last hour or so. To quote myself from my journal: "I feel like I am perpetually throwing up and the substance of my vomit is emotion."


I'm joining Emotions Anonymous.