Spiders.

This morning I saw a spider. Let me tell ya, it wasn't just a spider. It was a big-and-hairy-and-black-and-I-might-be-a-tarantula-and-bite-you-and-kill-you kind of spiders. The mean ones.

Anyways, now I'm in my office at my desk and I'm scared that one's going to climb up my leg or something. I keep thinking I feel a spider on my foot.

I shouldn't have worn flip-flops.