Sperm Donor Awareness Day. Letters.

To Willie (the male some people, but not me, would call my father):

Thanks for letting your wife key my car.
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To my step dad:

Thank you for being so wonderful to Jacob. He is so blessed to have you in his life. You are wonderful.
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To sperm donor (the male some people, but not me, would call Jacob's, well, sperm donor):

Thank you for your DNA; I have an amazing son. Thank you for creating a guide for me of what not to look for in men; I find it very useful. Thank you for turning my life upside down; I got to learn how to turn it right side up.