Conversations in My World ...

me: Jake, I'm sorry for being ugly this morning. I really don't like mornings and I'm not so good at them.
Jacob: That's ok ... I don't like nights.

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me: Does my car sound like it's low on oil?
mechanic: No, not too low.
me: Does it feel like it needs steering fluid?
mechanic: No it's steering fine.
me: What about driving fluid?
mechanic: You've still got a half a tank of gas.

Obviously I know a lot about cars.