Fire Engine Red ...

I was painting my toenails red yesterday and it inspired me to paint my kitchen red. So the next question is, which one:
California Poppy
Poinsetta
Daredevil
Frosted Pomegranate
or Red Tomato?


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Yesterday Jacob got home from school and rushed in to thank me for bringing him McDonald's at lunch time because he'd forgotten his lunch ... I didn't bring him McDonald's at lunch time. In fact, being the ever-observant mom that I am, I didn't even realize his lunch bag sitting on the floor where he usually puts his bag.
So when the secretary called a Jacob down to the office my kiddo went. And he unknowingly ate somebody else's lunch. As for the real Jacob? That poor kid is a sucka ...



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I know you're not supposed to diagnose other people if you aren't a trained professional. But I have a bachelor's degree in Psychology and I also work for the government, so I have some training in stuff and I am also professional. That makes me qualified ... And so I'm going to go ahead and diagnose my dad (sperm donor) as being a psychopath. Not a killing one. Just a regular everyday psychopath.

Anyways, what's for lunch?