Dear God,

I don't want to be single anymore. Please send me a husband (boyfriend) that looks good in a cowboy hat and is tall enough for me to wear high heels with and who my step-dad likes and who is fatter than me (and by 'fatter' I don't mean 'fat'. I just mean someone who's not skinnier than me) and who likes beer (but isn't an alcoholic) and who Jacob loves so much and who makes me laugh (but not just in a polite you-were-trying-to-be-funny-so-here's-a-pity-laugh kind of way) and who likes to spend money (like me) and who has the same spiritual and moral beliefs and who loves hockey (and fights in hockey) and who wants four more kids and who is protective of Jacob and I (but not confrontational or cocky) and who is sensitive (but doesn't cry all the time) and who thinks I'm beautiful.

Thank you.

Love,
Anika