You Can Imagine My Supreeze ...

So I haven't read any of the Harry Potter books. And I haven't seen any of the movies either. It's not that I don't want to -- it's just that I haven't (yet).

Anyways, I am excited to inform you, Imaginary Internet Friends, that I know the shocking turn of events that happens in the new book "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"!

I like knowing how the story ends in movies and books. I won't tell you, don't worry. But I'm just saying that I know.