Lessons Learned on My Vacation:

- Carnies are creepy but also useful when they give you tickets to go on more rides

- No matter how many exciting things you have to do on your holiday, sometimes it's kinda nice to sit and do nothing and read a book all day

- Fish tank cleaners are not penis enlargers, even though they may look like it

- Camping can be successful even with no boys to do all the work

- Mimes at a fair that mimic people are not nearly as creepy as clowns

- Chiropractors, although scammers, are indeed quite useful

- A good way to get your friends to stop playing an annoying card game is to cheat like crazy

- Accidentally going into your favorite store is a very good idea because sometimes you find cute shirts for $4.95

- Bees don't like root beer. I made a bee-trap out of a pop bottle and put root beer in it to attract them, but thus far (day 3) I have yet to catch one of those little buggers!

- I don't want to go back to work