Fantastic News!

Todd Bertuzzi is going to be playing this season.

For those of you who don't follow hockey that much, wonderful little (and by 'little' I mean huge and scary and yikes-I-hope-he-doesn't-ever-hate-my-guts) Todd got severely punished and chastised last season when he hit Steve-Moore-the-crier from behind (after Steve-Moore-the-crier sucker-hit the captain of our team -- what did he expect? A spanking?) and then Steve-Moore-the-crier subsequently got injured and cried and cried.

Dear Todd,
We love you. We know you didn't mean to hurt Steve-Moore-the-crier. I can't wait to see #44 this season.

Dear Steve Moore,
Although you are a crier and a whiner I honestly and sincerely wish you a full recovery.