Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed ...

Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve, I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.
(Ani)

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The dumb thing to do is to care.
And so I wash my hands of fuckwits everywhere.

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my doctor: So since you broke up with your boyfriend, have other guys started to call?
me: ... No.
my doctor: Really? None?
me: Well, no, a couple have. But none that I really want to date right now.
my doctor: I knew it wouldn't take long for them to come out of the woodwork.
me: ...

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I'm going to see Ant tonight (that is, if he made it through skydiving alive)! I'm so excited!