The Best Long Weekend Ever in the History of the Earth ...

Well THAT was fun, hey guys? ... Four days off ... I caught up with friends, shopped with my mom, had a Bellini, and went to Cultus Lake Waterslides* ...

Number of waterslides I actually went on when we were there: 2*

Number of times I apparently applied sunscreen to my lower back: 0. Good one, Anika.


*What we did instead? SUNTANNED! Remember how I bought that string bikini? Well I decided that the waterslides were the perfect opportunity to wear said bikini because, well, I've lost weight and IjustplainoldfeltlikeitbecauseIambrave.