My Thoughts After Leaving My Dad's Wedding to his Third Wife ...

- it is interesting that this is the third time he has made the vow "until death parts us" and people think he is sincere every single time

- I'm glad my mom is no longer married to this clown

- we went to Tim Hortons on the way to the wedding and our total came to $6.66

- we were late because of going to Tim Hortons. We clearly have our priorities straight

- my grandparents sang "If This Isn't Love" ... *cough* it's not *cough*

- he seems to make a mockery of marriage by his actions. Tanks God he never walked me down the aisle and will not be walking my sister down the aisle this fall.

- it would have been funny if my dad's second wife showed up and made a scene

- it also would have been funny if my baby cried during the ceremony

- anyways, what's for dinner?

- I wish I could eat nachos from the bottom up because I always take much more care on the first layers than the last