Things I'm Thinking About:

- Maybe I shouldn't dye my hair every time I get bored.

- Are back-up plans worth it?

- It's entirely possible that God has decided He doesn't like me.

- When am I going to get my ever-growing butt to the gym?

- Since the world is traveling at an alarming speed through the atmosphere, why isn't there more wind?

- What the HECK am I doing?