Gak!

Things my mom might be annoyed about when she returns this Saturday from a 2 week vacation from Hawaii*:

- my sis and I sort of wrecked the washing machine. The day she left.

- there is no yummy food. There is, however, a lot of leftovers from failed attempts at yummy food

- Jacob attempted to 'decorate the house' as a welcome home of sorts (translation: there are 'crafts.' Everywhere.)

- We did not recycle.

- Jacob somehow managed to download a bunch of kid games onto their computer. He claims he's allowed to do that. I can only hope he didn't accidentally download any viruses.


*again: please do not tell 'thugs' or any shady characters that my sister and I are at my mom's house sans 'adults' ... my grandmother warned us about home invasions by cuh-razy partiers and I am taking heed