Give Me All Your Lovin' ...

*ahem*
Things that are, surprisingly, not 'selling points' when you're trying to rent out your basement suite:

- ads that say "suits quiet employed mature single person" ... Now I KNOW you're anal
- suites with dog hair all over the place
- a closet door that opens into a "cute" bathroom
- applications period, but especially ones that ask for strange information like my car make and model and year
- claiming that utilities for that basement suite cost as much as ours costs for our entire 5 bedroom house
- concrete floors
- describing the bedroom as "easily fits a twin bed"

I am not enjoying looking for a new place.