My House Practically Burned Down This Morning* ...

I like the word 'practically' because you can use it to make grandiose exaggerations and it makes everything ok ...

Also, Sucky McShitterson is my favorite name for a fish. I miss that little guy.**





*I burnt a piece of toast
**I actually don't miss him at all because I don't even like fish. I was just trying to sound nostalgic.