We Broke Up ...

I called off my relationship (translation: I thought he was cute) with my ClassMate Crush after an intense six hour relationship (translation: I noticed him two weeks ago and classes are 3 hours long). He just wasn't there for me (translation: he skipped class yesterday) and he didn't give me enough attention (translation: he didn't know I exist). We were growing apart (translation: I have attention deficit disorder) and I couldn't stand for us to continue on like this (translation: I only have class once a week).

Please try to respect our privacy as we try to get through this difficult time*.

*I dunno, Sienna Miller and Jude Law said this and Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger said this so I thought it appropriate.